ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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