I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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