I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Randomize