Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!