In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order