everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
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