Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
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She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
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I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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