My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
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This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
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Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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