This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
I'm really busy with my period
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