He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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