i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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