your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
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Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
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His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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