The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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