Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
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You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
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I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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