: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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