You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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