No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
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In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
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Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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