Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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