We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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