What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
the raccoons are back...
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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