Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
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We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
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being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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