I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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