just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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