I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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