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i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
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Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
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Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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