He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
she looked like the before picture.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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