Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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