I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I am mentally ready for anal.
Randomize
