I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
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A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
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Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
we should paint friendship bongs
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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