your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
