Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
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I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
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I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live