Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
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Wipe that smile off your face.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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