i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
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woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
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Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday