Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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