I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
I see more hoeing in ur future
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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