I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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