Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Dicks are not precious.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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