He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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