problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
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we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
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Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize