In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
My pussy is not your playground.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
