Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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