despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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