Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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