Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I checked into jail on foursquare
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
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He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
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not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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