Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
He? As in you personified your dick?
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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