If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
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Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
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I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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