your room smells of hookers.
And success
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
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My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
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I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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