She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
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Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
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Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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