I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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