I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
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I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
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I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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