Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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