question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
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All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
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Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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