If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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