I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
