Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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